matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
