i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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