He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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