wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
false alarm. still invincible.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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