do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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