wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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