I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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