and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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