omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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