They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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