Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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