I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
