weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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