Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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