Your tits are I can't wait for
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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