I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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