Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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