And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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