I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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