i think i scared a bird with my dick
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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