yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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