just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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