Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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