For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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