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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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