One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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