but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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