you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the day after is always just damage control
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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