i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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