youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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