i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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