no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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