How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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