I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
barbara walters just said penis...
3pm strippers are depressing
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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