What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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