do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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