"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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