girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
