i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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