Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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