After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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