you're like a bully in the Christmas story
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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