She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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