I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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