Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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