i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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