god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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