On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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