try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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