I'm gonna have a badass scar
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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