I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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