You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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