I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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