Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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