Where did you get a picture of my penis
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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