she looked like the before picture.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
