Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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