can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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