I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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