Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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