Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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